You've Been Server'd

After months of denial and claims to have never used her personnal server for government use, Hillary Clinton was served for her server. What has been uncovered to this point is that at least four of fourty thousand emails contained "TOP SECRET" information, which drastically contradicts her previous statements.

Who knows what was scrubbed from the server in attempt to hide evidence. Lets just hope she used some form of protection against a Trojan Virus, as we know the Clintons have a habit of leaving evidence all over the dress, I mean place.